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A wagging tail

 

and a pile

 

Of steaming hot

 

spicy lamb vindaloo

 

And sag aloo

 

Served with rice

 

and a pint

 

Of Mackeson Shandy

 

which left him

 

Shaking violently and

 

Running 2 loo

 

With stomach cramps

 

causing projectile vomiting

 

at the mention

 

In three words

 

of cocaine and

 

Harry's coming back

 

never you mean

 

which would scare

 

Every loyal fan