Voltaire, Monet, Sartre, Godard, Zidane, of Arc, Chanel, Napoleon... can you hear me?... Napoleon... Your boys took a hell of a beating.
Can anyone explain Snoop Dogg carrying the Olympic flame (over and above obvious lighting a doobie jokes)?
The entire river section was a disaster. It slight improved (but only slightly!) after that, but jeez. Fair play to try something different, but it did not work.
Why do they keep insisting on calling that aerostat a "hot air balloon"? Nothing hot about helium, only the flame underneath is hot!
The horse scenes were the best bits, I think. The river thing was a disaster. Pretty sure LA will just be using their arena after that