Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Get it done bro

Whats the £ limit?

 

£10 limit. Anyone who wants to be a part of it just PM me your address and I’ll let you know who you’ve got.

 

@brb
My sister just told me she got me a framed Tupac picture for my hip hop kitchen

 

Im in.

Get it up see who else if anyone if not you can send me a tenner and ill send you a tenner

 

I’d like that. Could meet for a shisha and vodka, lime & soda.

 

Yeh im out.

 

Batter it first.

 

How does he know about this place?

why hasn’t he mentioned me?

 

Cos i groomed him.


Cant really say much more about it.

Namean

 

Got home yesterday from hiding my daughters bike and there on the step was a large box clearly containing a junior set of golf clubs.

And the only person who'd got to the house before me was the person they are for, my middle son.

So, he thinks they're mine but I can tell he really knows that they are for him, so any Christmas surprise gone.

Thank you delivery man. Thanks a ****ing bunch.

 

See if anyone you know still has a dyson / hoover box in garage.

then wrap that up, surprise!

 

Reintroduce the element of surprise by giving them to your missus instead

 

Here we go then.

 

Bit rare for me.

 

Bit chunky for gravy that mate

 

Hellova day but got loads done.

 

Whats all this **** you gotta do bro?

 

Just ordered some pressies online.

Got my old man a wireless keyboard and mouse cos i hooked up his pc to his tv so he can sit on his couch and watch pornhub. Also a nose trimmer.


Got my sister some old j cherry spiced rum

Thats it so far still looking for my bro