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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Was called Covid for a couple of years…it’s back to the good old fashion cold these days <laugh>
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Abe gives me bare jokes
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Always was a cold this, it's nothing like covid.

    Just straight forward sneezing, bunged up nose, sore throat.
     
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  4. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    thats the crack dude people were doing tests on the very same symptoms and we all should know how poor the tests were init <cheers>

    all Covid tests were a fraud just like the virus itself

    but most know that now, it’s just a case of admitting it that’s lacking <laugh>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Might just stay in today now that it's all quiet. Outlaws have left, my daughter has gone to the horse racing (**** that in this weather), the youngest is just sleeping then watching films until late, the oldest will go to his girlfriend's.

    Loads of drink left. Food looking good, got some nice cheese, salami, smoked salmon. Will see how I feel but think it's a day in.
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Jealous.

    Morning, btw.
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Thought you'd be out in the sales looking for the latest Boston clogs or sumnt. <whistle>
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Going to take the dog out now.

    Will come back, dry off, and browse the sales. Which will be **** no doubt.

    Put some sport on later and light the firebox.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I don't know what Boston clogs are? I'm not a sales person, don't really bother.
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Yeh didn't think so <laugh>

    Not for me either, I'd rather stab myself in the face with a fork. But both my daughters went yesterday and bought some stuff I've already forgotten.
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    No way would I go physically.

    This is on line only, no chance am I entering an actual shop, **** that.
     
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  12. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Should be playing golf at Leasowe tomorrow…

    **** that!
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Weather so bad in South Wales that we are postponing journey back until tomorrow morning - Bridges currently closed, although we can go back through Monmouthshire...
     
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    really bad down here dude got a river running past my house as we speak <laugh>

    maybe it’s god selfish way of saying you blaspheming bastards you prefer Santa to my son/sun <laugh>

    or it could just that time of year weather wise <cheers>
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I was worried the outlaws would postpone going back.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Cheese board and prosecco out

    Got some lovely piccolo pepper chutney from sparks that goes lovely with some truffle brie
     
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  17. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Climate <whistle>
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    You’ve changed fam.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Cold status has been elevated from stinking to filthy.

    My Mum now in flap mode due to the 'travel chas' narrative curtesy of the BBC, even though that appears to be mainly Scotland.

    Possibly won't travel, which might not be a bad thing considering how ****e the weather is forecast to be.

    Could do with a hot toddy but day off the booze so bad timing really.
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Been avoiding all the ****s with colds around me

    nothing getting in the way of my long weekend of sex to see in the new year

    fk that
     
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