Picked up the goose at 6:30. No one in the shop. Left at 6:40 and ten ****s in the queue behind. Queue ****ers.
Just in from a small shindig Having a sausage sandwich and a spliff then going bed See you about 2/4pm
Things have gone a bit awry! Long story, will try to be brief. Mrs Chief managed to scald her foot with a hot water bottle the other night. Yes I know, **** knows how this happens. There's a decent size blister, which she does nothing to treat, but goes out on her work do in heels and manages to aggravate this. It becomes infected. Badly it seems! Doctor visit and antibiotics last night, but she can now barely walk. Has manage to go to Cardiff to see Aladdin today, which definitely won't help, but can't drive or walk so Christmas is very definitely curtailed. Looks like it'll now be down the in laws. Which is fine, the food is bought we'll just take it down so they can cook instead. This just means three full days down there with no respite. Have offered to transfer tomorrow night to us, one thing I very definitely can do is cook chilli. Will see what they all collude together today. It'll do everyone's nut in being in the same house for those three nights. Am supposed to be out now, but am trying to keep a lid on it as she can't drive so I'm giving my son a lift to work 8.00am tomorrow. Will have to be in a taxi at ten I reckon. All I know is this, if I had done likewise it would be tough ****e, it's your own daft fault. Anyway **** it, off out for few pints and see what happens tomorrow.
You still got some of that tequila luv? Get yaself a nice sweet orange or tangerine and some cinnamon Use the orange as you would the lemon and the cinnamon as salt Gamechanger
Xmas smoke just in A Qtr of sour diesel And a Qtr of blue cheese Both delicious to smoke The sour d is for the daytime Cheds for evenings cos its heavy **** And a blunt each for me and her Xmas morning
Just got this in my door . Thats my gay neighbour Danny, last Xmas we invited him over for a bit and we all ended up on the nose til late, the day after he asked my Mrs for a joint which she gave him gladly, we didn't see him again for 3 days and when we did he said never give him and weed again even if he asks for it, he's a man of his word I see
Popping to Iceland for beers cos the local shops ripped all the multi pack prices off his Carlsbergs which have since gone up to 8 quid for 4 and since I'm the only **** who buys them I've taken it personally . Its 5 quid for 4pint cans in Iceland so bye
