Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Fraid not.

Was tempting but read the room and thought better.

 

I'm **** at reading the room. Did a best man speech for my brother in law and came out with. "He's always been a nice bloke and didn't even seen to mind when I knocked his sister up and moved in".

Got some laughs like but the mother in law didn't speak to me for a while.

 

Sounds like a room full of ****s.

 

Carols have started, best go back out!



*will tell the joke*

 

He’s gone back for seconds lol.

 

“haven’t enjoyed a carol that much since I finished on Vorderman’s tits”

Try that one too.

 

All singing Galway Bay.

 

Mic'd up with monitors and stage lamps.

Dedication.

 

Next door 1 up is a proper busy ****.

Takes things too far like.

 

Don't ever let him in your house mate.

He'd have a voyeur cam set up in your bathroom before you'd suspect anything

 

Tell him the Vorderman joke. He’ll love it.

 

Who wouldn't.

 

Pit public doing it at Ashton Gate mate (not to mention sick bird of prey)... suggest you wait until you get to Ponlky's campy van ...

 

What?

 

Illegal...

 

Some of the Christmas cheeses are in. Pick up some more tomorrow

 

Looks nice.

 

That big slab at the front is a Cornish vintage Gouda. I could happily eat that with every meal for the rest of my life.

She does one with Fenugreek seeds too, which I'm hoping to pick up tomorrow.

 

Just another day... And before anyone starts you can buy cheese every day too