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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Sucky is a ****

    13 vote(s)
    81.3%
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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Most of em.

    Anything covered in icing or marzipan is a no

    Also any fruit cake or alcohol cake

    And cake juice is essential for me
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Agreed.

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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Well yeah cake sauce is a given.
     
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    Finished work.
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Just about to knock up the Christmas eve chilli.

    Will be a normal one, not a fancy @luvgonzo one.
     
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    Pizzas for us.
     
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    Does that have a tag for 99p but ends up being £5 at the till?

    Drink 3 and your wallet disappears.
     
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  8. Chief

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    I'm winging it here, would you think a can of Bass would go in a chilli?
     
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    **** yeah.
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    In it goes then!
     
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    No mate that's Santa.
     
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    Just finished deep clean of my kitchen. Closed up for January, so I won't even be going in there for a few weeks now.

    Got all the presents wrapped up this afternoon, just got to pop round to the cheese lady to pick up the Christmas cheeses in a bit.

    Then done <ok> <cracker>
     
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    Don't tell the Mrs I said anything, but first thought was...

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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    pigs in blanket sandwiches for tonight.
     
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    Thought that was Boxing day fare

    Still a bangin choice though.
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 23, 2021
  17. Chief

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    That was painless.

    No carols, just kids singing cheese Christmas songs.

    I'm back in the house, the mulled cider went down well.
     
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    She’s had a ****ing shocker there like.
     
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    Did you tell everyone my cider joke?
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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    Yeah, the cake should be good though from what I've seen.
     
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