On a more serious note I honestly deserved to win. Not only was it merited but it was so wanted by everyone and expressions of congratulations have been pouring in from all round the World. This could also be the beginning of something big for The Manc if he holds on to my coat tails. It was also good to see that at least this competition was brown bag free for the winner. For Toonboy, a valiant loser, this in the long term will be one of the biggest life lessons he will ever receive and he will thank me for this in time. For the others, collectively it was a quite pathetic effort, embarrassing in the extreme. But in reality you never had a prayer. For any other non Virgins your paltry successes pale into total insignificance in comparison to my victory here. I love you all and I know you all love me.
Well it's good to see this hasn't all gone to Trev's head. I guess it must be to do with his maturity and years of experience that he is able to show such grace, humility and respect. A lesson to us all. Thanks Trev.
