Yeah but when was the last time they were checked for holes? (The nets not the birds!) . Merry Christmas
This will be the 5th time I've done it now. You'd have thought I would have learnt my bloody lesson by now wouldn't you? Still, all for a good cause. Collection for the lifeboat here
Seen a bloke on the beach with some skimpy trunks on with the words “Budgy smugglers” across the arse. I think it might have been Cyc
Noahs often swim around those things Oddy. Stats say that most shark attacks happen in knee deep water?
I’m still around mate - water was bloody marvellous. I made sure I surrounded myself with aussies, I reckon the local sharks have a taste for them, rather than exotic Pom