The 15 things you should own to be working class

In English please.

 

I decant my brown sauce into a crystal dispenser.

 

^^^^best euphemism ever!

 

No idea what you mean.

I also like to smear my tartare sauce all over a nice bit of haddock.

 

Zero. But I'm pretty sure the boy I pay to run my nightly bath once ate a greasy spoon.

 

In English, please.

 

You didn't hear how I was saying it, so how could you possibly say there should be a comma there? Before you ask, yes I do say everything out loud before I type it

 

Do you do the same when reading and follow the words with your finger?

 

Yep, with my tongue sticking out too!

 

When I was living rough, I used to go to the local train station to listen to the classical music playing from the loud speakers. The last train would leave at 11.40pm and then Mahler's 5th would start up.

Still to this day I can drift away under the protective shroud of Adagietto.

I am a decadent prole, you see.

 

2 for this tink

 

I have a ashtray on my bike.

 

**** up ya ride

 

Sorry for pissing on you that time, I was drunk and didn't notice you sleeping on the floor

 

Eh?

 

What's the problem with licking a bald pussy?















You have to put the nappy back on.

 

Awesome thread though, really makes me appreciate how GC misses your input and censorship, you haggard, unfunny, ****.

 

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