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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Aug 27, 2024.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Eat for a month as much fatty foods as possible. Wash it down with copious amounts of high strength beer.

    I lost 11 pounds in two weeks from my gall bladder infection
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Chaos man, he wants a quick fix. Mine will get those pounds lost in 6 weeks. Plus time off work. Win win
     
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  3. Schlem Boogerman

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    Stop being a fat ****.
     
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  4. Dr Venkman

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    Theres some low Carb wraps I use that are a nice item.. Make enchiladas etc.. Eating good food is about not being lazy... If you can't be arsed to chop up some vegetables then you're never going to succeed.

    It's 70% in the kitchen
     
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  5. Dr Venkman

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    Tbh the if you fast you can get away with eating more ****
     
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  6. Dr Venkman

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    GG there's 15 stone and 6ft with a low body fat percentage and there's 6ft 15 stone of bubble and low muscle mass.

    What is your body fat percentage and muscle mass?

    6ft and 15 stone at anything around 20% body fat is a nice size and shape... To get to 15% can be difficult..
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

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    CARNIVORE.
     
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  8. Dr Venkman

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    You can't build muscle well without enough potassium. You essentially just waste lots of protein. The enzymes can't process enough protein without enough pottasium.

    He can certainly get his protein from any source but you need veg for health reasons alone.

    We are ominivores...not carnivores...
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

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    Oh **** off. You know nothing.
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

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    Cut off an arm.

    You lose the weight but don’t lose the height.

    <cheers>
     
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  11. Dr Venkman

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    Ps I don't know why I bother answering these questions because I used to get this all the time at work and then I'd see the idiot with a pot noodle the next day.

    I should have just said **** off GG you aren't going to do a ****ing thing to lose fat because you haven't got it in you.

    Ironically that usually works best.
     
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  12. Dr Venkman

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    You're completely wrong on that one
     
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  13. Dr Venkman

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  14. Rum & Black for 2

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    Interesting, very interesting…

    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  15. Dr Venkman

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    Works so well....less cooking less dishes less fat... I will be honest though it's very difficult to reach the stage you're fat adapted.
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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  17. Dr Venkman

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    I love that sky sports are reduced peddling the chloe Kelly sale..

    Nobody cares man.
     
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  18. Geordie Ginola

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    Villas Duran gets sold for 71m.

    Thats a ludicrous amount for an average player.
     
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    PiF working with our allies Aston Villa
     
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  20. Geordie Ginola

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    That’s the strange thing I can’t get.

    Villa have sold two players for upwards of 50m. Yet we can’t sell anyone upwards of 10m to anyone.

    I can’t believe we still have some of the dross we do.

    But we are having a good season so long may that continue.
     
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