The ‘Guess Who’ thread

Based on the legendary board game, you have to guess the Charlton poster from only 3 clues.

First prize to the winner is an economy class National Express coach ticket (single only) from London to Wrexham, and 23 cans of very strong lager.

 

1. His new username on ITTV is based on a character from Fawlty Towers.

2. He has now been banned from EVERY Charlton forum.

3. His initials are “N.W”


Any guesses ?

 

It's on the tip of my memory but I can't quite place him...
If I ask a few 'Yes or No' questions will I still qualify for the trip to Wrexham?

1. Does he always claim not to hate anybody, then later in the same post ejaculates the most hateful bile he can think of?

2. Does he claim to have written speeches for Neil Kinnock?

3. Is he clinically insane?

 

Is it Norman Wisdom?

 

Surely not...

 

Is it ex Palarse manager Neil Warnock?

 

It’s not Norman Whiteside, before anyone asks.

As nobody has guessed yet, here is a 4th clue.

4. Did he recently plot against the Board of Kent CCC, and then stand unsuccessfully for election to that Board himself?

 

Ahh.... is it Alex Salmond ?

 

Err...not with the initials N.W

Do you know how to play this game?

 

As we are clearly struggling to identify this Charlton fan with the initials N.W, here is a 5th clue.

5. His keyboard persona combines the masculinity of Frankie Howerd with the sinister menace of Julian Clary.

 

Sorry I got confused by this ...
http://www.scotsman.com/news/politi...remlin-backed-tv-stokes-controversy-1-4615695

 

Gail Platt

 

That last clue is a giveaway.

It's Natalie Woods

 

It's worth remembering we are Charlton fans, not Mastermind or University Challenge contestants.
Methinks we might need a few more clues...

 

Clue 6.

He is a highly rated political guru.
Famous for causing Neil Kinnock to fall into the sea.

 

I'm determined to get this without using Google. Is it one of the below?

Naomi Watts
Nikolaj Waldau
Natalie Wood
Nat Wolff
Noah Wyle
Nicky Whelan
Naomi Wolf
Nancy Wilson
Nicholas Winton
Norbert Wiener
Ness Wadia
Noah Webster
Niclas Wahlgren
Neale Walsch
Nikita Willy
Nick Waterhouse
Nancy Wake
Nancy Walker
Nic Westaway
Nick Wechsler
Natasha Wagner
Niklaus Wirth
Nem Wellington
Nathan West
Nicol Williamson
Nancy Wilson
Nobuhiro Watsuki
Nick Woodman
N Wright
Noble Willingham
Nick Warren
Nasir Wuhayshi
Norman Wisdom
Nathaniel Willemse
Nicola Walker
Nancy Wu
Neil Warnock
Nusli Wadia
Narada Walden
Norio Wakamoto
Nike Wagner
Norman Whiteside
Nicky Wu
Nate Wolters
Norman Whitfield
Nancy Whang
Neal Watlington
Nikolas Wallenda
Norman Walker
Nahki Wells
Neil Warren
Norman Whiting
Nina Wadia
Nicole Wray
Nathanael West
Nicholas Windsor
Nicky Wire
N Wyeth
Natalie West
Nimmo Wilson
Natalia Westminster
Nigel Winterburn
Ninja Willi
Nicola Wheeler
Nancy Ward
need We
Nigel Worthington
Narcissa Whitman
Nancy Whiskey
Niki Walia
Nick Weir
Naveen Waqar
Neil Webb

 

Or any of these?

Nikki Webster
Norma Wright
Nick Williams
Neville Wadia
Nowakowska Weronika
Nina Wang
Nicky Weaver
Noah Watts
Nicholas Wolterstorff
Nina Wayne
Norman Watt-Roy
Nicole Wilkins-Lee
Nanette Workman
Ndiaye Waigo
Norman Warren
Nicolle Wallace
Notker Wolf
Nathalie Weinzierl
Napoleon Whiting
Nicholas Woodeson
Neil Winmar
Norbert Weisser
Nicolas Wright
Natasha Watley
Neil Woodford
Natasha Wightman
Nicolas Werth
Nicholas Worth
Nicholas Wiseman
Niamh Wilson
Ned Wertimer
Nate Washington
Nigel Walker
Naoko Watanabe
Norman Wilkinson
Ned Washington
Naomi Watanabe
Nesta Webster
Norman Woodland
Nigel Walker
Nigel Warburton
Nicolai Wergeland
Nikhil Wagle
Natashia Williams
Nicolai Wammen
Nick Watney
Norma Winstone
Nicholas Witchell
Neal Wolin
Norman Warne
Nicholas Wheeler

 

The answer is bound to be in here somewhere......

Neil Welliver
Nicole Willis
Neil Walker
Neville Wran
Nigel Winchester
Nigel Wright
Noor Wali
Nathan Watts
Natalie Williams
Nushawn Williams
Neal Walk
Nishigandha Wad
Nani Widjaja
Nick Willis
Nicholas Wade
Niky Wardley
Nan Woods
Nicholas Walters
Nick Wiggins
Nick Wirth
Natalie Walker
Naomi Wilkinson
Nick Whitaker
Naunton Wayne
Norman Westberg
Nick Wells
Nani Wartabone
Naomi Wallace
Noah Weinberg
Nicholas Winmar
Nathan Walker
Nancy Wyman
Nathan Wilson
Nora Wall
Nigel Westlake
Newel Whitney
Nicolas Woodman
Nancy Wilson
Nicolaes Witsen
Nayo Wallace
Naomi Weisstein
Nbushe Wright
Norma Waterson
Norbert Wallez
Nathaniel White
Natsuna Watanabe
Nitisastro Widjojo
Nan Wang
Notise Wayne
Nicholas Wapshott
Niclas Wallin
Nurit Wilde
Nigel Walley
Nigel Ward
Nate Webb
Nan Whaley
Nancy Wickwire
Nathaniel Wallich
Norman Wooland
Naren Weiss
Noel Woodroffe
Nera White
Norman Wexler
Nout Wellink
Nate Walcott
Nigel Whitmey
Nelson Wang
Noel Whelan

 

I'll return when I've thought of some more.

 

Novlene Williams
Nick Warner
Nick Wyman
Nicholas Wright
Nick Walker
Napaltjarri Wintjiya
Noah Wardrip-Fruin
Nick Weber
Nellie Wong
Nancy Wilson
Noel Willman
Nicholas Winterton
Nils Wogram
Nicholas Wood
Nick Webb
Nicholas Williams
Nathaniel Wyeth
Nick Weatherspoon
Nicky Wroe
Nick Waplington
Nick Ward
Neil Wagner
Nate Wood
Nova Widianto
Nick Winston
Nancy Wexler
Natalie Walter
Nathaniel Ward
Nick Walker
Nathaniel Weyl
Norma Wofford
Nicky Walker
Natasha Wicks
Nathaniel Wyeth
Nick Walsh
Nic Wise
Noah Wunsch
Nigel Wright
Nate Webster
Natasha Wimmer
Ning Wei
Nicole Wong
Norris White
Nils Winter
Nella Walker
Nigel Williams
Nana Welbeck
Nick Wechsler
Nelson Wolff
Nicklas Wiberg
Naomi Wakabayashi
N William
Nathan Williams
Nicholas Webster
Norman Willis
Nancy Walters
Neil Weste
Ned Ward
Nathaniel Woodard
Nathaniel Woodhull
Nigel Weatherill
Nellie Walker
Namel Weeramuni
Norro Wilson
Ngaire Woods
Nicolas Walter
Noel Wien
Nikki Walker
Nathan Wolfe
Neil Wallis
Nigel Watson
Nick Wood
Nicola White
Norma West
Nick Weglarz
Nina Wells
Nathaniel Waena
Newton Winchell
Nicholas Ware
Nelson Wu
Nat Wills
Nick Winter
Nathan Wang
Neil Wagner
Neil Wallace
Nick Willing
Nigel Wilson
Nate Walker
Norbert Witkowski
Nick Werkman
Nedd Willard