Thanks Celtic

Aye but it was funny as ****

 

Thought you had slipped down a ravine whilst plucking berrys ST.

 

some might say that was cowardly

 

I told Girvan I was going to do it. He said they wouldn't ban him anyway.

I'd say it was more of a challenge that had to be done.

 

In fact wouldn't a cowardly action be sending pizzas to someone's house because of something they said on a forum? Or openly mocking the family of that forum member?

I'd say that would be entirely cowardly yet it seems that this board found those to be the funniest things in history.

 

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"To the embassy Declan."

I have to say that is beel personified.

 

Or a certain Rangers poster PM'ing Mick and complaining that a certain ex-Celtic Mod was handing out Rangers posters personal details to other members.

Now that would be quite cowardly.

 

I was deadly serious that I was going to get my solicitor onto them. I've got a team of highly-paid lawyers ready to go when someone annoys me on the internet.

I think you'll find the biggest beel was when they had to create new accounts then come back on 606 and cry about the BBC banning them.

 

Thornlie52Champs, JohnBarnesLegend and Girvan Loyal all crushed beneath the beeling boot of Venom.

They all created new accounts but the satisfaction I got from their banning kept me in odd sexual fantasies for months after that. Even to this day if I close my eyes and think really really strongly about it I can feel a semi forming in my bad area.

 

I bet you were the ****er at school that touted up people for smoking in the playground.

TOUTS OUT!

 

Aye, that was me. I derived sick pleasure from it.

 

No doubt. TOUT!

 

I had a wee notebook and everything. Times, dates, offenders. The lot.

I got paid in credit notes for the school canteen. To this day I've got a cupboard filled with The Flintstone's Tropical Juice from the early 90's

 

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You must have got bullied like ****.

 

I used to either get the flintstones juice or the chocolate wisemans milk depending on how I felt that day

imagine ye wir wan a they tramps rat goate a dinnur tickit?

 

Aye, a Flintstone's juice and a packet of Tom-Tom's.

This is a like a Peter Kay bit for gadges who were wee in the early 90's. <ThingsWeAllRemember>

 

I used to but the dinner tickets off one of they tramps every Monday. Our school dinners were great.

 

did yous get the wee potato smiley faces? they were pretty good. good for throwing too

 

I went to a tiny wee primary school Medro. There were only 16 in my primary 7 class and I was one of only 3 boys in it.

The other two were total gonks. One looked like a young Peter Crouch in NHS specs and the other wasn't the sharpest tool in the box.

I was the mack daddy of that class. By default.