Thank you everybody.

Imagine her sat on your face.

 

magenta

 

congratulations on earning your clitoris

sanjay the indian wife beater sticks the nut in his wife every night at 7.30... on the dot

 

I don't get that, what happens if he is 5 minutes early or late?

 

The times and tribualtions of monaco, the aging lothario

 

still on the dot

 

I was feeling guilty because I hadn't told you anything in a while, so I did it for you mate!

 

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Happy Birthday

 

How old are ye now?

 

24

 

89

Ach, youngsters these days.

 

36, but it may surprise you to know that I still act like a 20 year old, sometimes younger. I'm sure this is a great shock to you.

 

That's the nartural evolvement of the male psyche. We mature then then we start getting childish again

 

...and grumpier. We start getting grumpy about all manner of ****e that never bothered us before.

 

Happy Birthday .... a bottle of schooner and some papish cups for you and the lads down the shelter no doubt.

 

Nope, every year for my birthday, I book into the local hostel, that way it is a bit cleaner but just not as much sex, sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

 

Ah don't let it get you down kiddo

 

You old fecker. I take back my offer.

 

Anyway, you bunch of ****s, I'm off to the boozer, to get pished, I will no doubt be on later to speak absolute ****e.