Great, now l'm being threatened! Now l have a double complaint! I raise you a triple and retire to the bar.
All welcome to come on over, Kiwi has offered to cover the bar tab so put your drinking shoes on! Thank you!!!!!!
Bartender, hic! Kiwi has been so good to us ...... While he's in the men's room, be a good sport and give us another round!
I have a drink problem Two hands but only one mouth Thank you I will be collecting utrs coat on the way out