Its wonderful mate, particularly for 4:20 in the morning. Unfortunately while obviously very clever (because you told me) I don't understand the point you are trying to make.
It continued till 6am and I got more and more wonderful. I’m not at my best today though for some reason. I suspect it was before your time… but in that sitcom, the Sergeant major was a cock, the Gunner pictured was invariably correct about everything and the S-M’s only response was to bullyingly imply that the Gunner was effete and a bit of a nancy…. so he’d just retort with “oh la-di-dah gunner graham’ I was being the cock S-M in response to your knowledge about Afcon rules…. and any humour has now died and is maggot ridden