Thank God Spurs did not get Olympic Stadium

Worst ****ing hot dog ever last Sunday, from the van outside the King Power It was seriously ****ing rank.

 

.. was that the special 'away' hot dog van? ... if so, console yourself that you only went away with the "2 points dropped" version ... if we lose they get the Jobberwursts out ... mechanically recovered pig pizzle lovingly rolled in the arse crack of the big lad that plays the drum (that's Jobber) ... was a key ingredient of last season's stunning success ... many away fans were secretly pleading with their team to lose during games ... apart from the Spurs fans ... some of them even queued for the double-dog with meltdown cheesy flaps special