Text joke

[Millwallsteve]

That I received the other day

Have you been injured at work?

Had a car accident?

Fell over on a wet floor?

Tripped on an uneven pavement?

If so.............



























































Sort yourself out, you clumsy ****

Needless to say this joke did the rounds

 

[Jimmy Abdous Hip]

Like it

 

[Millwallsteve]

Like it

No other ****er does Jim

 

[OLOF]

don't give up your day job at McDonalds Stevie

on a serious note, did you hear about that ****ing muslim getting caught shagging a sheep,
the authorities say they can't do anything and let him go...........































it was his lamb.

 

[MIGHTY]

it was Hislamb

there you go Steve didnt think a worse joke was possible, but your old mukka Olof never let you down and topped it

it was hislamb

 

[OLOF]

I didn't get it either Mighty

 

[Millwallsteve]

it was Hislamb

there you go Steve didnt think a worse joke was possible, but your old mukka Olof never let you down and topped it

it was hislamb

Blame the geezer who sent it to me

 

[Millwallsteve]

don't give up your day job at McDonalds Stevie

Anyway chance would be a fine thing mate

Had enough of security but times are tough and at least I'm earning