Diarrhea runs in your genes. I was stood in the park wondering "why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets" and then it hit me. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count. Velcro. What a rip-off. And one for the nerds: There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. I'll be back when I remember some more!
Slightly off I was desperate to lose my virginity so I decided to try my mate's advice and have sex with a watermelon. Now I can't get the ****ing thing out of my arse. .............................. [TABLE="width: 100%"] [TR] [TD]I took a girl back to my place last night. After swallowing my cum she jumped up, got dressed and left. I guess she's not used to seeing a guy ejaculate in his own mouth. ........................ I bought a Manchester City Football Manager game. It has really cool features like skip season and buy league now. .............................. [TABLE="width: 100%"] [TR] [TD]I was stood next to a blonde in the pub last night. "Can I buy you a drink?" I winked. "You've got a wedding ring on," she replied. "I know," I said, "but my marriage is on the rocks, my wife is a horrible **** and I'm filing for divorce." "Really? Does she know?" she asked. "I think so," I replied, turning around. "Look, she's started crying."[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]
I know sickipedia jokes when I see them I went to the zoo and all they had was one dog. It was a ****zu. I had an uncle who lived in Splott. He used to keep all his money under a matress. He said nobody would think of looking in the garden.
That's where I found them Dead. Made me laugh....need a laugh!! [TABLE="width: 100%"] [TR] [TD]In the swimming pool changing rooms my son seemed amazed that my penis was so much bigger than his, so I patiently explained why that was then asked him if he understood what I'd said. "Yes Mummy, it's because you're from Thailand".[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]
