Ten seconds to time travel

This is a serious thread, G. You need to be prepared for these eventualities.

 

I wasn't given a choice in the matter and if some ****s gonna send me back 10,000 years and leave me with **** all to do you best believe ill be bringing enough smoke to pass the time.

****ing ****. Wasting 3 days of my time.

 

The only eventuality I'm not prepared for is Tina eventually saying yes. All other impossibilities I have covered.

 

Anyway, I'll be taking my chocolate coloured desert boots. I reckon they'd be a hit with the neolithic chics.

 

Shut yer hole or ah'll smack ye a dull yin wi ma flick-fridge.

 

I doubt the neolithic chicks would know what chic is.

 

They're birds. Therefore, they will know all about shoes.

 

At least I know where I'll be sitting

 

Coronation street?

 

Good point. It's in their DNA. Wimmin are very odd creatures.

Seen the "The Croods"? There was a bit in that where they discovered shoes that hit the nail on the head.

 

I find it rather amusing that no one has asked who King Moog is.

 

Kindle with just eat app loaded ...

 

A ****............? A *****?

 

Would a Neolithic bird's quim smell like a putrefied mackerel?

 

ER would be the only person that could know but I doubt he's ever been near a woman

 

My Bear Grylls trousers and Rambo knife.

 

I'd take my Viagra or else my sex life will be over