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Match Day Thread Ten ***s In v Newcastle United

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 12, 2024.

  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    This is actually true. It's not going to make a huge difference to recruitment. We got Bruno, Gordon and Isak with no European football. All these lads mostly care about is the wages and environment they're playing in, Europe's a bonus. We saw that last Summer when we got into the UCL and added nobody decent (that could actually play for us).

    I just quite fancy some more European nights and it will make future earnings easier to come by.
     
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  2. Charlie Dogscock

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    Would be extremely surprised if we don't get European football - we could lose both games and still get through, even if Man U beat us, a loss away at Brighton will leave them behind us. And just a drawer on Wednesday and we guarantee finishing above them anyway. This assumes they'll lose the FA Cup to City, which they obviously will.
     
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  3. Roland Deschain

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    We should beat them. But we should’ve beaten Luton, Forest, Everton, B’mth, Brighton, etc.

    Brentford away isn’t the easiest given our away form. Honestly two defeats and no Europe, I’d be considering replacing Howe, preferably with Amorim.
     
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  4. Fox Mulder

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    Even the cult don't believe Newcastle can even draw this game. They've been offered a bet and refused it.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I didn't
     
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  6. Fox Mulder

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    That's true I have the utmost respect for proving you're a man of conviction. The others aren't fit to be cult members.. they're frauds.
     
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  7. Judge Death

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    Neither did I
     
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  8. Fox Mulder

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    That's Judge hung and Albert in..kudos
     
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  9. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    I didn't either, I just know your a wishy washy, mincing fanny wart with no honour
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Fox Mulder

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    Yet I'm committed and you are running for the hills with blobby and penfold and the rest of your rabble.

    The offer stands... let me know if you really believe...tbh I always knew you guys were the real bedwetters.
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    More to the point, why are you always up at 5am?
     
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  13. Fox Mulder

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    Exercise... tbh I just wake up early all the time... sometimes I wish I didn't.
     
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  14. FadgewackeR

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    It'll be furious masturbation. Over the bones of his prior AVI and username bet victims.
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    It's gonna rain tomorrow, so expect another hilarious Old Trafford Niagra Falls
     
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  16. Charlie Dogscock

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    On the subject of avis, yours just got creepy AF
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    My guess is it's either:
    1. Due to the drugs.
    2. He's up early for his paper round.
    3. He does the night shift at the EE call centre.
    4. He spends a lot of time at airport departure lounges and in different time zones.
     
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  18. QWOP

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    4-0 to the wee club in the North West. Anthony with all the goals
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

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    Sancho recalled back from loan for this game and gets a double hat trick.
     
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  20. QWOP

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    All before signing for us! I'd take that!
     
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