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Tears of the clowns

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 4, 2023.

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Which club or set of fans (or affiliated pundits) have cried the most thus far?

  1. Bin Dippers

    17.1%
  2. Mersey Mackems

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  3. Spuds

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  4. Arsenal

    51.4%
  5. Man Ure

    5.7%
  6. Chelsea

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  7. Mackems

    14.3%
  8. Sock Haters

    8.6%
  9. Bed wetters

    2.9%
  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Can we extend this to prevent clubs like Man City and Chelsea hoovering up all of the ****ing talent from around the globe and then loaning them all out to other clubs? It’s kinda the same thing but probably a bit more sinister and under hand!
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Another new rule ..
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    It will only impact incoming loans, not outgoing. So the likes Man City and Chelsea will probably still support it.
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Firstly vote to block loans

    then just buy him for 50 pence
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    Newcastle at some point need to flex their muscles.
     
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  6. cronemeister

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    I’m sure the words “fair market value” may come in to play here! This is the premier leagues new catch all statement/guideline it would seem!
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    They fought tooth and nail to stop our takeover and still are.
     
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  8. Magdad

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    They'll have to be very careful with this new regulator looming.
     
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  9. Shearers Right Boot

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    Will the new regulator be able to stop them bringing in new rules like this?
     
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  10. G4rdToonArmy

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    Supposedly only loans "in" from related clubs will be banned so Chelsea and City will be able to hoover up all the talent and send them out across Europe to all their feeder clubs.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    The rest of the order won't mind because those clubs are already where they don't want Newcastle to get to.

    They fought tooth and nail to stop the takeover and then they've been changing rules since it went through.

    Levy and his sponsorship plan and now this... I cannot wait until they're defeated.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Yeah that's exactly the issue, they buy all the talent and then loan them out for experience. Whereas we are potentially looking to loan in. Most of them will probably vote to block us.
     
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  13. Magdad

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    It's all hearsay anyway. Realistically we don't need to loan anyone in, we just release Miley into first team action and **** the idiots off even more. Of all the players being linked, Ruben Neves is a complete and utter **** splat anyhow.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Yeah, but it's fun generating even more tears by just talking about the possinility of loaning players from the Saudi league. <laugh>
     
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    Bit of work to do there Sucky.
     
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    I mean if we went after Benzema, Ronaldo and Neymar I'd understand but come on - Ruben Nevez - he's a good player and will do well but it's not like Mbappe coming in
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    FIFA are already doing that by minimising amount of players can loan out
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

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    I think if you signed those 3 would be hilarious as Howe tries to manage Ronaldos tantrums while neymar has his annual 2 month holiday in March (while rolling around on floor every 2 minutes cos a player walked near him) and benzema has to deal with the fact Ronaldo won’t pass to him anymore and he’s expected to play second fiddle as he won one of his balon d’or trophies.
     
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