I heard he was using his cock as a measuring tool. As an example, if he needed to know how long a foot was he would draw around his cock 24 times.....
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The 'best' worst team to ever go down from the Prem were Nottingham Forest in the inaugural season with 40pts. There were 22 teams back then though, which AKCJ will probably use as an excuse as to why they got that many points.
The 'best' worst team to ever go down from the Prem in a 38 game season is actually jointly held by three teams - Palace (97/98), Wolves (03/04) and West Ham (10/11). All of whom got 33pts.
As Leicester are currently on 19pts, they'll have to do quite a lot to become the 'best' worst team.
In comparison, if they were to finish with the 19pts they are currently on, they would become the fourth team to finish with less than 20 pts after Sunderland (19 in 02/03, 15 in 05/06), Derby (11 in 07/08) and Portsmouth (19 in 09/10).
The 'best' worst team to ever go down from the Prem in a 38 game season is actually jointly held by three teams - Palace (97/98), Wolves (03/04) and West Ham (10/11). All of whom got 33pts.
As Leicester are currently on 19pts, they'll have to do quite a lot to become the 'best' worst team.
In comparison, if they were to finish with the 19pts they are currently on, they would become the fourth team to finish with less than 20 pts after Sunderland (19 in 02/03, 15 in 05/06), Derby (11 in 07/08) and Portsmouth (19 in 09/10).
Not playing The Devil's Advocate in Disguise again are we ?
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Of course it was a penalty. Pearson should be fined again for calling the ref the most arrogant man he has ever met.
Funny isn't it, Gary Lineker made a career out of being a goal hanger. And he was ****ing great.
Yet in the eyes of AKCJ, when Kane does something similar, it's lucky...
(Before AKCJ has a fit, I am not comparing Kane to Lineker. Just playing style. But of course you'll ignore that like.)
Yet in the eyes of AKCJ, when Kane does something similar, it's lucky...
(Before AKCJ has a fit, I am not comparing Kane to Lineker. Just playing style. But of course you'll ignore that like.)
If that was us we would all be moaning about the penalty, it's soft, very soft. Bentaleb shouldn't have been on the pitch either, not sure you can slap someone. I can see why they are annoyed, but lets be honest the reason they will be relegated is not down to the refs.
A cracking thought, but you're scrambling for omens elle & you know it's a shell game, just ask petersaxton...
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If only it was a shell game! Usually there's three shells but I think against Chelsea there are 10 shells and only one is a win and one a draw.
uh im searching for omens, i am literally trying to pan gold in my yard right now
Good point....it does depend on who's chosing the shells though, as home team we should offer them the pick
Why is my name in this post?
We're the second worst to go down. Only that Derby side is worse. We're unlucky as well, which makes it twice as annoying.
He scored one goal that came about via a communication error that could be classed as a poacher's goal. The other two were just ridiculously good luck.
Nice try though.
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Course it was mate. If throwing yourself into the back of another player before falling down like a sack of ****e = a penalty then it's no wonder referees are under scrutiny.
I can see why you might think it's a penalty though, with all the diving you see from your lads
Bloody hell, how long are you going to say you are/have been unlucky? Unlucky suggests luck is dictating your season, not the quality of your football. It wasn't luck that lead Tottenham to beat you, it was the standard of your football. You just haven't been good enough over the course of the season, the table doesn't lie. You played alright today, I'll give you that, but the standard of your squad just isn't good enough and it shows in your inability to pick up enough wins to survive.
Unlucky would be losing each week because of a wrong refereeing decision or the wind blowing a goal kick back over your keepers head. That's unlucky. Scoring three away goals and not managing to win is just being a bit ****, it isn't unlucky.
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Course it was mate. If throwing yourself into the back of another player before falling down like a sack of ****e = a penalty then it's no wonder referees are under scrutiny.
I can see why you might think it's a penalty though, with all the diving you see from your lads
You posted earlier that you were going out.
I take if you're back from your night out?
That would,therefore, make you a proper sad bastard, in that you feel the need to come on here after a night on the pop.
You should either be balls deep or unconscious, not posting on a football forum.
GET A ****ING GRIP YOU SAD TWAT.
We've been undone by two of the most ridiculous own goals and a **** referee decision. However staunch you are in your weird hatred of Pearson, you know deep down that we were unlucky today.
We get the same amount of bad luck as everyone else. Just we don't get any good luck.
I can't remember the last time something good happened to us that's made me think "we didn't deserve that".
We'd be going down even if we were a lucky side, because we're just not clinical enough and our defence loves to gift goals away.