Team dreams

we call you **** everyday

 

I had a dream last night that nufc were reported to have been sold and were to become the richest club in the world, but then it never happened and we got relegated again.

 

All mums say that mate.


No idea what’s wrong with your girlfriend, did you drug her?

 

Living the dream, hey mate?

 

Still more believable than Fosse’s claim to be a sex god

 

Always

 

Just get used to it Munse instead of crying about it everyday like a bitch