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Team Board K**T Off Qualifiers

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Mar 26, 2018.

  1. As most of you will be aware, I detest personal attacks on individual posters. I prefer to use my banter to comment on teams and a club's fan-base in general, rather than to pick out individual posters. We all have our dignity, and we each deserve respect.

    So, in that spirit, I put forward the Team Board K**t Off Qualifiers (see below).

    The idea is that team boards will be pitched against one another, two at a time, with the board scoring most votes going through to the next round. Not every club is going to be represented, merely those clubs that tend to be represented by posters to this board.

    The idea is to find out which club board consists of the biggest bunch of k**ts.

    The play-offs shall be as follows:-

    Group A: Arsenal v Burnley

    Group B: Chelsea v Palace

    Group C: Liverpool v Man City

    Group D: Man United v Sunderland

    Group E: Spurs v Hammers

    Group F: Leicester City v Brighton

    Group G: Everton v Newcastle

    Group H: Saints v Bournemouth

    Copy and past the following list, and place the board of your choice against the appropriate group. I will count the entries at the end of the week, to see who goes through to the quarter finals.

    Group A:
    Group B:
    Group C:
    Group D:
    Group E:
    Group F:
    Group G:
    Group H:
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Like a Chuhaha trying to **** a Great Dane.
     
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  3. These are my votes:

    Group A: Arsenal
    Group B: Chelsea
    Group C: 'Pool
    Group D: United
    Group E: Hammers
    Group F: Leicester
    Group: Toon
    Group H: Bournemouth

    As you can see, there is zero bias on my part.
     
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  4. Whilst mild banter is to be encouraged, I would ask that wholesale wummery be left at the front door. Thank you, Luvvy.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It was just an observation.
     
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  6. I would add, that in the event of teams scoring equal votes, I will have the casting vote.

    Rest assured that I will act with the utmost integrity, setting aside bias and rivalry.

    You have my word on that.
     
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  7. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Some of those boards don't have anyone on them.
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    fuxdis?
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Me too, **** off you useless fat ****. <laugh>
     
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  10. Are you suggesting that I have made some strategic planning?

    Quite frankly, I am horrified, mate.
     
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    Almost a trail of your travels Les. <ok>
     
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    RANDY Wurzel Gummidge

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    This is a new low for **** threads. @Commachio you have a new challenger.
     
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    RANDY Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. On the contrary, Pix.

    If this board must have these kinds of threads, let's move away from the personal to the general, yeah?

    I believe in the dignity of posters, and I want us all to respect one another.

    Mine is a dignified and courageous attempt to move us away from Commie's asinine knuckle-dragging invective, to a position where none is singled out for personal abuse.
     
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  15. RANDY

    RANDY Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah but this one is **** mate.

    Besides, one of Comm's threads last night covered Hot women, shark attacks and snail reproductive systems all in the space of a couple of pages.
    You need to up your game fella <ok>
     
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  16. You just concentrate on getting your votes in, mate.

    Discussion of the sexual habits of gastropods can wait.
     
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    Group A: Arsenal
    Group B: Chelsea
    Group C: 'Pool
    Group D: Sunderland
    Group E: Hammers
    Group F: Leicester
    Group: Toon
    Group H: Bournemouth
     
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    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Group A: Burnley
    Group B: Chelsea
    Group C: Man City
    Group D: Man Utd
    Group E: Spuds
    Group F: Leicester
    Group G: Everton
    Group H: Saints
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    flounce meter.jpg
     
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