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SOCCER ace Titus Bramble was clobbered by a judge after jetting off on holiday - when he was meant to be in court for speeding.
The crocked Premier League star, 29 - nursing a knee injury in Los Angeles - was hit with a 12-month ban in his absence.
District Judge Ian Lomax made it clear the Sunderland defender had tried his patience because the court date had been set "so that it didn't clash with football fixtures".
He added as he also ordered Bramble to pay £2,480: "He chose not to attend court, so his rights have not been denied, because he chose not to exercise those rights."
The player's BMW was clocked at 61mph on the M6 - a day after doing 57mph along the same temporary 50mph stretch.
Told that Bramble was on a "foreign tour" with his club, the judge said boss Steve Bruce or a club director should have sent a letter to the court in St Helens, Merseyside.
Last night Sunderland said Bramble was on a "short holiday" to recuperate.
A snap on Twitter showed him with two soccer buddies - as he joked: "LA is now the chill out zone for English Prem players."
Last night the picture had been removed.
SOCCER ace Titus Bramble was clobbered by a judge after jetting off on holiday - when he was meant to be in court for speeding.
The crocked Premier League star, 29 - nursing a knee injury in Los Angeles - was hit with a 12-month ban in his absence.
District Judge Ian Lomax made it clear the Sunderland defender had tried his patience because the court date had been set "so that it didn't clash with football fixtures".
He added as he also ordered Bramble to pay £2,480: "He chose not to attend court, so his rights have not been denied, because he chose not to exercise those rights."
The player's BMW was clocked at 61mph on the M6 - a day after doing 57mph along the same temporary 50mph stretch.
Told that Bramble was on a "foreign tour" with his club, the judge said boss Steve Bruce or a club director should have sent a letter to the court in St Helens, Merseyside.
Last night Sunderland said Bramble was on a "short holiday" to recuperate.
A snap on Twitter showed him with two soccer buddies - as he joked: "LA is now the chill out zone for English Prem players."
Last night the picture had been removed.
