How do you rate a 'success'? Was Cha a success as he was there for a couple of years? Is McGeouch a success because he's played quite a few first team games? Was Majstorovic a success? What about Kayal?
Boerritger VVD Ambrose Pukki Balde Biton Johansen Griffiths There's about 12m worth of signings there alone.
Cha = Chinese Forrest Gump Big Maj = Hills have Eyes have Footballs McGeough = **** knows. Poor **** cannae get a game. Kayal = decent enough but injured mair times than EDGE's ego.
Kayal a success? Paying some **** £10k+ every week to lie on a treatment table is hardly my idea of a success. Stokes? Aye, he's certainly hammering in the goals eh? Watt? The goal against Barca will probably be all he's remembered for. Majstorović? Bombscare.
EfraÃn Juárez - £3,500,000 - Naw Gary Hooper - £2,400,000 - Aye Mohamed Bangura - £2,200,000 - Naw Fraser Forster - £2,000,000 - Aye Daryl Murphy - £1,400,000 - Naw Beram Kayal - £1,200,000 - Aye Anthony Stokes - £1,200,000 - Aye Victor Wanyama - £900,000 - Aye Emilio Izaguirre - £600,000 - Aye Kris Commons - £300,000 - Aye Tony Watt - £100,000 - Aye Freddie Ljungberg - Free - Naw Nicky Feely - Free - Naw Olivier Kapo - Free - Naw Daniel Majstorović - Free - Naw Charlie Mulgrew - Free - Aye Cha Du-Ri - Free - Naw Joe Ledley - Free - Aye Andre Blackman - Free - Naw Mikael Lustig - Free - Aye Rabiu Ibrahim - Free - Naw Kelvin Wilson - Free - Aye Adam Matthews - Free - Aye Dylan McGeouch - Free - Mibbees Lassad - Naw Boerritger - Mibbees VVD - Aye Ambrose - Aye Pukki - Mibbees Balde - Mibbees Biton - Mibbees Johansen - Mibbees Griffiths - Mibbees Miku - Naw
Pukki looks like he's an escaped extra from Hawk the Slayer who has been trapped in time for about 30 years.
EfraÃn Juárez - Fail Gary Hooper - Success Mohamed Bangura - Epic Fail Fraser Forster - Success Daryl Murphy - Epic Fail Beram Kayal - Fail Anthony Stokes - Ok Victor Wanyama - Success Emilio Izaguirre - Success Kris Commons - Success Tony Watt - £100,000 - OK Freddie Ljungberg - Fail Nicky Feely - Who? Olivier Kapo - Fail Daniel Majstorović - Success Charlie Mulgrew - Sucess Joe Ledley - Success Andre Blackman - Fail Mikael Lustig - Success Rabiu Ibrahim - Fail Kelvin Wilson - Success Adam Matthews - Success Dylan McGeouch - Fail Lassad - Fail Boerritger - Fail VVD - Success Ambrose - Ok Pukki - Ok Balde - ? Biton - ? Johansen - ? Griffiths - ? Miku - Fail
I thought it was edge beasted a sa lads hame. Meaning he went to South Africa and shagged the furniture in some poor ****er's shack.
