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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Find a good artist and go for cover ups mate <ok>
     
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    Don't like girls with tats is the universal symbol for common slut with a bad attitude
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I love seeing Nufc tattoos when on holiday or away from the region. Instant mutual interest.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Noooooooooooo! Some look sexy as Fook, Captain.
     
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    Everyone seems to get them these days they only look good if you're in shape imo fat people get tats for some reason ???

    It's an appearance thing so how can a fat person think they look good ??

    Lose the weight it'll be cheaper!
     
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    They're council estate slappers with no class tnough .

    I'm sorry but they look horrible
     
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    That’s exactly why I like girls with Tatt’s. plus it gives you some target practice when you pull out.
     
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    Horrible I hate what has become of the female..

    They were better human beings and served much better the old fashioned way .

    Cool clean raise children and have sex
     
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    Personally think they are dreadful (sorry Dad) but if some people want to do it then that's fine by me.

    I'm with Chaos about tats on girls but again when I was dating if a girl had a tat I wouldn't date her exactly the same as if she had been smoking!

    There are far worse things - like e-cigarettes; **** me just get a cig and kill yourself slowly! Then again, I have this feeling that in 20 years time people will be dying from e-cigs!
     
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    I've been saying these vapes are gunna do the same for years but these spoke crumble vape power fools won't have it
     
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    The only hope I have is that it doesn't cause secondary cancer!
     
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    Absolutely the amount of vape us ridiculous it's equivalent to that of an old power station chimney
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    yeh half chest and a few more
     
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    I like it <ok>
     
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    how much would m
    how much would my back job cost in the UK you think?
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    11 hours x maybe £60-70 an hour, depends on who the artist is and what they charge. I think that is what the current going rate is. Where did you have it done mate?
     
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    I like the theme, it looks good. You must get a lot of people admiring that mate?
     
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    yeh ppl stare then thank me for my service etc etc
     
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