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Tash Sperm Explosion Cup LIVE DRAW

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Nov 23, 2012.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Yahoo and finally it begins...

    Remember, Group D will have only 5 participants...

    Group A

    Ball 4

    Group B

    Ball 1

    Group C

    Ball 3

    Group D

    Ball 2


    All very routine so far. Only one inappropriate mention of facism by Sepp.
     
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    You sure that wasn't Rio Ferdinand in a Bald wig and Glasses?
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Group A
    Coloc
    Pulp

    Group B
    DT
    EastStand

    Group C
    Chris1986
    Freddd

    Group D
    LTF
    G4rd
     
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    <laugh> Haha!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Group A
    Coloc
    Pulp
    SPMS

    Group B
    DT
    EastStand
    Katmandu

    Group C
    Chris1986
    Freddd
    AB

    Group D
    LTF
    G4rd
    BaofCisse

    Ooh Group A looking like the group of death so far!
     
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    Group A
    Coloc
    Pulp
    SPMS
    Jimiley

    Group B
    DT
    EastStand
    Katmandu
    GITF

    Group C
    Chris1986
    Freddd
    AB
    SantyM

    Group D
    LTF
    G4rd
    BaofCisse
    JPF

    Looks like LTF and me will be having more than a dress off! And so the deathly rivarly begins... DOWN with LTF!
     
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    Ah great, Coloc.

    I've been trailing him for the last few weeks by only a couple of points. Knew I'd get grouped with him.
     
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    Group A
    Coloc
    Pulp
    SPMS
    Jimiley
    Obi Wan

    Group B
    DT
    EastStand
    Katmandu
    GITF
    ACS

    Group C
    Chris1986
    Freddd
    AB
    SantyM
    LadyEl

    Group D
    LTF
    G4rd
    BaofCisse
    JPF
    JamesBond

    Group of death for Obi Wan <laugh>
     
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    Muahaha, admit it - I have always been your fantasy pairing
     
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  10. Pulp

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    Ooh err..
     
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    All visitors to this forum will think it's full of lunatics,..................and I don't think they'd be far wrong:wink:
     
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    Group A
    Coloc
    Pulp
    SPMS
    Jimiley
    Obi Wan
    abcofCisse

    Group B
    DT
    EastStand
    Katmandu
    GITF
    ACS
    SirBob'sJig

    Group C
    Chris1986
    Freddd
    AB
    SantyM
    LadyEl
    TTT

    Group D
    LTF
    G4rd
    BaofCisse
    JPF
    JamesBond
    X - no fixture

    And there we have it folks, the first ever live draw complete, all that's left is for us to reveal the fixtures, which will run as follows for the first gameweek (Southampton A):
    1 (seed) vs 6 (seed)
    2 (seed) vs 5 (seed)
    3 (seed) vs 4 (seed)

    Then the next gameweek:
    1 (seed) vs 5 (seed)
    2 (seed) vs 4 (seed)
    3 (seed) vs 6 (seed)

    Then:
    1 (seed) vs 4 (seed)
    2 (seed) vs 3 (seed)
    5 (seed) vs 6 (seed)

    Then:
    1 (seed) vs 3 (seed)
    2 (seed) vs 6 (seed)
    4 (seed) vs 5 (seed)

    Then:

    1 (seed) vs 2 (seed)
    3 (seed) vs 5 (seed)
    3 (seed) vs 6 (seed)

    Rinse and repeat (every plays each other twice as per standard TSEC rules) and we'll have our knockout last 16! Good luck people (except LTF! Mwahaha), remember transfers for the game at the weekend are open now <ok>
     
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    What happens with the free game in group D? automatic win, or automatic draw?
     
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    So translating it goes as

    Group A Fixtures

    1 ColoC vs 6 abcofCisse
    2 Pulp vs 5 Obi Wan
    3 SPMS vs 4 Jimiley

    Group B Fixtures

    1 DT vs 6 SirBob'sJog
    2 EastStand vs 5 ACS
    3 Katmandu vs 4 GITF

    Group C Fixtures

    1 Chris1986 vs 6 TTT
    2 Freddd vs 5 LadyEL
    3 AB vs 4 Santy

    Group D Fixtures

    1 LTF:emoticon-0149-no: vs X - no fixture
    2 G4rd vs 5 JamesBond
    3 BaofCisse vs 4 JPF
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Good question. They don't play a fixture that gameweek. Obviously the league is still in progress though, so they can continue to accumulate in that <ok>
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Get one going with your chaps and we can have a super league ;)
     
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    That doesn't sound right somehow.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    are your nipples hard?

    ... ooops sorry... wrong forum...
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <rofl>

    And that's why you should always read stuff before you submit it... I wonder what hilariousness I got myself into in my dissertation <laugh>
     
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    Excellent, so I've already won 5-2 v pulp. 3 points in the bag already. I'm liking your live draw JPF, keep up the good work! <ok>
     
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