Tartan Fannies

No I said "The smell coming from your bunk has increased exponentially since you had three bacon and onion pastries at breaktime. If you do that again I'm going to ****e in your kit-bag."

 

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Aye nae bother Bollo. Get yer tongue oot their arse ya trouserhawk!

 

nah leave it, i like it there it relieves the worry of a repeat shart attack if bollos mouth is there to catch the spoils

 

We can call him Darren Felcher, Scotland Captain

 

i haven't called someone a felcher for years.

 

Me and my mate were joking about whether his mum got him that automatic felcher he wanted for his Birthday on Facebook a few weeks ago and one of the lassies we went to school with asked what a "felcher" is. We told her to look it up

 

i remember at school one of the lassies who kind of followed us about asked us for help making up a dirty text to send to her boyfriend she met online.

we told her to tell him she wanted to felch him. daft cow didnt even ask what it meant until after she sent him the message

 

Sexy.....

 

note we said she wanted to felch him and not the other way round

 

There was a character in that animated programme "Drawn Together" called "The Mad Felcher"

 

was he not the baddy?

 

Aye, I'm sure he was. That was a ****ed-up TV show.

 

it was class at about 4 in the morning on bravo when you were just stoating in from a night of heavy drinking,im not sure how good it would be sober though.

 

Porridge with Norman Stanley Feltcher ?

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