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[ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius]

Quite literally.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine...ers-who-look-theyre-going-number-t-189877?p=5

It's a damning indictment of the English game when without doubt, the most fascinating thing about a top flight fixture - broadcast live to millions of viewers - is a second-half poo.

Jason Puncheon took time out from Southampton's drab 0-0 draw against Everton on Monday evening to jog down the tunnel at St Mary's and squeeze out a number two in record time.

And, following the classless treatment of outgoing Saints boss Nigel Adkins, Puncheon might have been forgiven for relieving himself in Nicola Cortese's office (not that we condone that sort of thing).

Thankfully, those details will remain private, but it hasn't stopped us from putting a gallery together of footballers who look like they're going for a number two!

Quality stuff.

 

[pass the football]

Haha, "fascinating" is a bit generous, but it's not something you see every day is it?

 

[(Conor)]

Stay classy, talkSport.

 

[Dark Lord SFC]

Classy and Talksport are not two words that naturally fit together
Manned by a mixture of "shock jocks" and retired footballers who couldn't manage there money during their careers?