Happy birthday. And as a Mod I just need to remind posters of the obligatory £2,500 donation by the Birthday Boy to the Mods Christmas Fund if someone mentions their birthday in the first week of November.
In advance, it's my birthday on Christmas Eve so I'm taking the opportunity now to wish you a festive f@ck off.
This would be a good start. But I’m sure this story was doing the rounds weeks ago wasn’t it. But if true it would be a good start.