Takeover (Covid-19/20)

I get loads of tweets from dickheads on my timeline and I'm sure its because of my overuse of the word ****.

 

He wouldn't do that because he would know he'd then be involved.

It's a hoax and probably the same guy that started the Ambani hoax

 

Confirmed that Ash chopper did fly over Ashington and landed in ****ing Alnmouth of all places

 

How has it been confirmed as looming at flight tracker his G-MOAL chopper hasn’t moved since the 4th

 

Apart from anything else just stop and consider why they'd all fly to Newcastle together when there's absolutely no reason to do so even if a takeover was going through.

It's a hoax

 

Press conference live from SJP

 

Why would they need to do that

 

So the press conference is live at Alnmouth

 

On the beach after a game of head tennis.

 

Update on the people mentioned on passenger list

Mehrdad, Amanda and Jamie are easy enough
Joanne Mills is the witness used on the CH paperwork for Cantervale Holdings (Purchase company)
Georgia Hudson is a PA for RB Capital (Reuben Brothers)
Barclay Saastad is an investment banker with links to St James Place (Private Bank)
and Ian Dey - some other financial institute.

Still think it's bollox personally but brings a bit of intrigue on the possibility of it all being real.

 

Also someone has managed to find a employment tribunal document from May this year which confirms Joanne Mills is Amanda Staveley’s housekeeper…

 

Can you imagine if the ****ing Plane Spotters and ****ing Burnsie by a fluke somehow broke the story man. Would be the most NUFC thing ever.

 

No doubt in my mind this is made up by MOTT

 

Show of hand

I'm saying utter bollocks

 

Tbf he seems to have picked it up from other people

 

I am saying bollocks but someone has a lot of time on their hands

 

All I’m saying he is known to have created about 18 other accounts, wouldn’t be too far to reach that he’s had this one waiting for a slow day

 

He has picked it up from that Alan bloke but I think that might be another one of Burnsie's burner accounts as the first tweet he posted was about how MOTT was a knob just seems strange that.

 

Surely it wouldn't take that long it's just a list of names with the date of births