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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Wonder why this joke sprang to mind on reading your post...


    “A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel!! No, think of another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'... know how to make them truly happy...." The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

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    Are you sure??

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  4. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    That's still better than ours yes... By far
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    That'd be nice without the red ****e
     
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  6. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    It's not their best but its still better than any of ours on the last 20 years

    I mean look at some of these then go and look at ours and try and find anything even remotely as nice

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    I thought it was pink.
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

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    This years is rubbish. The stripes don’t even reach the bottom of the shirt. Looks as though the paint ran out.
     
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    I like it more than ours... There's effort goes onto to theirs. I know juventus are a big club, but ffs ours really are just puke
     
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  10. Ben 10

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    It started red then faded to pink like our neighbours seats
     
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  11. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    It's basically the **** manufacturers we get

    I think adidas or Nike would do a decent job, but even adidas I found dissapointing towards the end.

    Heres juves nike ones

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  12. Ben 10

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    Even puma can do black and white well. Just not for us ...


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    This with a blue tick our badge and a blue star would be the nicest strip ever
     
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    ****e

    Slightly better than ours but that collar is dreadful
     
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    Class that man
     
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    As we are the only prem side this new company are doing they might put **** tons of effort into the strip.
     
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  17. Welshie

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    Adidas second to last kit, the one we got relegated in was gorgeous.

    Proper slick.

    We had a good side on paper so obviously they must have expected big things.
     
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    Anything has to be better than puma?

    Though our sponsors logos and colours don't help
     
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  19. Welshie

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    I like this years, what disturbs me is that Puma recycled the same shorts and socks for Tranmere Rovers. Proper ****ing lazy.

    This new company is going to want to impress, so I suspect we might get a nice kit.
     
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  20. Welshie

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    And anyway, as I said on another thread.

    The rangers kit this year is nice quality.
     
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