Take note Timmy.

It's a ****ing disgrace. The Journalistic profession is a sham in Scotland . What ever happened to investigative journalism. All they do is sit on their fat arses waiting for **** stories to land on their lap then make up ****e headlines that have little to do with actual facts of the story in order to milk the morons out of their money. The Bellshill speaker does a better job than the Record ffs.

 

I paid £6.90 for a cheese and onion toastie and a tiny bowl of soup in Crieff on Saturday and i was raging.

Come to think of it i didnt actually pay for it because i didn't have any cash and the place didn't do cards. It was the missus's cousin that paid for everything .

Result

 

There's a surprise, a tight Scot

 

You can get a cheaper burger at Nikki Beach in Marbella than that and plus you get to see tanned breasts.

 

You can get an even cheaper one in Fat Joe's in Alaska. Whale burger, fries and a milkshake for $12.49c

 

Yeah but you also have to deal with all the leathery English ****ers who look like Harry Redknapp's suntanned bawsack.

 

A severe lack of tanned breasts though.

 

The normal scumbag tourists don't go there as they can't afford it.

 

Don't like rare meat in a burger. steak aye. Burger naw

 

Got a medium rare fillet in Brown's on Saturday night. Bit too pink for this carnivore but ended up rattled anyway.

 

The "Venom burger" sounds like it could rock up on the burger king menu one day. 100% flame grilled beef with red chili flakes and jalapeños served with horse radish and cucumber and a nice Gherkin on the side.

 

Same rules apply with me. I'm too well off and classy for Marbella.

 

I eat my steak blue ...

Anything above rare is a waste

 

I think you'll find the Venomburger is exclusively cooked upon the flaming wreckage of a crashed helicopter.

 

Was no really a dig m8. A genuine attempt at creating the next classic

 

I haven't even been to Marbella, we just went to Nikki Beach one time on a rented catamaran. I tend to stay away from scum, in fact the closest I get to mixing with scum is on here

 

No bother, I've got thick skin.... burn scars will do that though.

 

I was in there on Saturday. The handsome guy up the back. Did you see me?

 

It's not just Scotland. Half the stories now are about what some ****er posted on Twitter or Facebook.

Taste you say, lazy bastards.

 

They sit on their fat arses taking ****e said on Twitter as "facts" and add some bullshit of their own on top.