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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sheds, Dec 18, 2017.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Your wifes knickers? I thought it was 50 shades of spunk
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    yeah, not really cool, buddy.
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Big C going for his first chasing :laugh:
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    At 1am in the morning too. Relentless.
     
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  5. Tina.

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    Read the last 3 pages. In tears <laugh>
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    thanks for clarifying that 1am was indeed in the morning.
     
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  7. Sheds

    Sheds Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    #im no racist shouts monny as the tribe elders assembled for the disciplinary. The were puzzled after the graffiti #mon - desmond tutu appeared in the gay nightclub toilets. #mon baptized in bennets bathroom had further enraged the elders so #monny battered by darkie overlord to teach him a lesson.

    #mon barbers closed after oil spill as BP were called to inspect #untapped oil reserves in mon's hair. This was a job for Drew, as everyone knows #er licks oil industry arse. He was feeling horny because #er's dungarees were dripping #with man juice covering of his boyfriend @biggestfaggotontheplanet
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  9. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Just read a few of these out to my 18 year old. He asked if most of the ppl who contributed to it were in jail now and if not, why not.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Where's my menshy's :huh:

    Was I never tagged?

    Not that I mind. Not at all. No, sir. No problem. bíodh an diabhal agat! fick dich! Foda-se! 操你妈
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  12. Tina.

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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It was mid December and that usually means one thing: #tuna wins mags haney lookalike competition again to make it 4 in a row. Her son #mindy got gobble from mommy tina for saying sevco to celebrate. The family was overjoyed. #mindy gave 3 separate relatives their brown wings at the after party. They next day #dev & mitch attacked foodbank with stink bombs to clear their nostrils after #tuna mounted by musk ox but it hit a floppy and #jiffy put live jellyfish in scuds . It really was a wild night in Knightswood.
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Police came to the door and yelled #paedo warning level raised to extreme !! And burst the door down! #me poo smell of the sex wee sighed mindy as the sad state of affairs began to unravel. #dev compiling wànk bank material as they’re all being led away.

    the ring leader #dev jagged jay beattys arse wae poppy pin as the judge gave him 10 years in maximum security prison. Whilst there #dev shook tobins hand warmly , #dev congratulated hindley on good work & #dev offered to represent huntley for free
     
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  15. Tina.

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    **** sake <laugh>
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The one always gets me, is "Toby arched back as coon inserted full quota"
     
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  17. Sheds

    Sheds Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    That’s because it’s true :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The magic of the tags
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Cheers
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yeah, one of my best ones
     
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