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Quote Originally Posted by The Funk with the Junk View Post
or this.
Or, for non-Luddites, have a voice recognition system, like mine, where you just scream at the screen and it converts it into a post

That leaves your hands free to eat popcorn while the GC bellends are desperately trying to think of a decent comeback

In the case of GC that would obviously mean 'looking at their reflection in the screen and tossing themselves off'
Last edited by Smug in Boots; Today at 11:20 PM.
I've never understood why pessimists believe only they can be realists ...........perhaps one of them can explain
 
So Monaco...

Did you ****e it from the auld *****?

No, I didn't ****e it from auld *****, I said in one post, "oh please lets meet up, I'm sure we would get on famously" and then the next thing is he is asking me, where do you want to meet and I mentioned a couple of bars and then he said to meet somewhere there were no CCTV cameras, because nobody calls him a **** and gets away with it etc Next thing I know, my inbox is getting clogged up by his pish and he is looking on monaco websites to see if I have posted there and saying he is mates with "Mike" who owns not606 and he will tell him who I am. Then he tells me that he will be over here on the 11th or 12th of November and I said that I am actually going to Durban about that time but I hadn't booked yet, so was still a possibility and he thinks it is such a surprise that I will be away(yeah, who on earth would want to see the birth of his own son in South Africa?) Anyway, wait a minute, why have I written so much, are you just playing me like a puppet like what Smug was doing? <grr>
 
No, I didn't ****e it from auld *****, I said in one post, "oh please lets meet up, I'm sure we would get on famously" and then the next thing is he is asking me, where do you want to meet and I mentioned a couple of bars and then he said to meet somewhere there were no CCTV cameras, because nobody calls him a **** and gets away with it etc Next thing I know, my inbox is getting clogged up by his pish and he is looking on monaco websites to see if I have posted there and saying he is mates with "Mike" who owns not606 and he will tell him who I am. Then he tells me that he will be over here on the 11th or 12th of November and I said that I am actually going to Durban about that time but I hadn't booked yet, so was still a possibility and he thinks it is such a surprise that I will be away(yeah, who on earth would want to see the birth of his own son in South Africa?) Anyway, wait a minute, why have I written so much, are you just playing e like a puupet like what Smug was doing? <grr>

^^^^^^ post the ****ing PMs <grr>
 
^^^^^^ post the ****ing PMs <grr>

I had to delete most of them because they were every 2 minutes and had no space, but I''m sure Mick could easily retrieve them to prove who wanted to fight who first. I am not going to go fighting a 60 year man off the internet, but if he really wants to find me, he should look in Nice, not Monaco! He is also right, I won't be hard to find, because I will be the one kicking away his walking stick, while slapping his wig off his napper! At least now if he really does want to find me, he can stop wasting his time looking at monaco websites to see if I have posted on them.