Dark day for me personally and have nothing to say to Fulham. I now this player is very special. I know Harold is in charge I also think he wants it his way. Focus on getting back up now
Dearest Saint Eustace why have you foresaken me? You told me that the Phillistines had gouged my eyes causing me not see the goodness in the Hughes epoc. You made me believe this was the best squad ever assembled at our beloved Loftus Road. Against your own judgement you're now instructing me to believe in Dumb and Dumber. Saint Eustace, I know the road is long and that the pot holes will make me fall with my heavy load but .... when will we see the signs for Damascus and the peaceful land as you promised? And one last thing Sainty - Why do some Phillistines proclaim thou is a Fish? Is it that thou still has the 2 fishes in thine cassock? Have you already eaten the loaves? So many questions so few answers - Oh to reach Damascus
Used to love him as we all did Now he is fat Always has been too slow for the premiership With him on the pitch next to Berbatov Jol will need to either buy Steven Gerrard or get Bryan Robson out of retirement to sit between them on the pitch as someone will have to do the leg work of three. Decent odds on them conjuring up the goal of the season though!
Now that's a thought for Dumb and Dumber - Get Bryan "Robbo" Robson out of retirement -Would work a treat in between Henry and Derry
It's all part of God's plan my child ... In the kingdom of the hoop even the eunuch can not prevent the climax of a hand shandy
Dear wise one - have two predicaments that have just presented themselves - The first is a Chav I confess to knowing and sometimes liking calling me - I have not answered as I know he will be attempting to extract urine over Adel. The second - Our Facility Manager has come to my office complaining that I was rude and aggressive to the Canteen boy this morning because he ran faster than Asafa Powell to take the juice away just as the clock chimed 9 - He complained I was aggresive - How do I go down there and not behave like Don? So many questions so few answers - How many over 30 midfielders can we get? How many red cards can we acquire? Who would win the 400 meter dash? Derry,Hill,Dunne,Henry,O'Neil and could you call it a dash? Why have we not thought about Owen Hargreaves? Will the urine extraction from my chav acquantance stop the climax of a hand shandy if he's succesful? Why, oh why do they still persist in calling you a Fish? What did you do with Swords the Brave? So many questions, so few answers
My Child .. There are times in our lives whereupon it is necessary to stand behind a cow and feel the force of the bladder discharge... Strip to the waist and embrace the experience ... these things turn around and it won't be long before we are all chewing grass together. The canteen boy need learning ... forgive him for he is only following orders ... Punch the facilities manager clean and true in the gob .. do not discriminate gender ... they are all sisters when you turn them over. Thanks will be given afterwards Solutions to other problems: 12 5 would be a good starting point Derry would win i think he is fit as a butcher's dog ... he brushed by me on Saturday and I believe he was doing around 120 mph Owen has retired from football to become a police dog Give and take ... Generally you can't reason with a Chav anyway they have burgers for brains and it's only the relish within them that has any taste I will always be a fish and I can't remember why Swords is hard working on his Autumn collection ...The 24 hour Playtex girdle is making a strong comeback and he wants nothing left to the imagination ... His vagina is in full blossom at the moment by the way
Dark day for me too if this is confirmed - the worse since Sir Les left. Harry, you are in danger of f*kking up big time, you must get Rosie to read those Adel extracts from Colin's book to you now, and stop this nonsense.
It is a dark day for me too. So now we reject the maverick and welcome the thug. Is this really the club I fell in love with?
A dark, dark day indeed. Fulham are going to love seeing some pure entertainment. Will be sorely missed, a creative genius, poorly managed.
I am now so completely baffled by what is going on I can only conclude that Harold is a small deity who moves in a mysterious way, obscure to the likes of me. Either that or he is a saboteur. As DT says the only option is to uncritically leave him to it in the hope of promotion (which will be the only acceptable outcome) or failure in which case I vote we pin him, cruciform style, to the lovely new turf at LR, coat him with sugar and set the honey badgers on him. Entering the mellow zone following an excellent lunch at my local, very authentic Italian restaurant, of vitello alla Milanese with a couple of glasses of barolo. Its only a game lads ....oops, heresy. Oslo, Roller and '74. Think you are experiencing very localised solar eclipses. Which would explain the darkness of the day. It'll be alright again soon.
Match of the Day is going to be a 'weird watch' this season with Remy dressed as a Magpie* and Taarabt doing a spot of Cottaging. [*Depending upon the outcome in September this may be similar to the uniform he is required to wear for some time]
Havent really read much of this thread TBh honest but i suppose 2 wins out of 2 speaks for itself? If he goes to Fulham he wont make it ...again !
