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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 12, 2019.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Cool..I’ll come over Saturday night and we can go for a walk Sunday morning


    Ok
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Been here 5 minutes...got 2 Watsapp numbers...options galore for Saturday night

    That, my G’s is how easy it is to get pussy if you got the skillz


    Layta
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Can Comm and Sucky come too ? We could double date.
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    No...I just want it to be us 2

    I want to get to know you :emoticon-0125-mmm:
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Fella from the Bella orginally Stan, Trellick tower before fulham, moved out of Fulham couple weeks ago to Chiswick, other places I've lived are Belfast, Isle of man, Milton Keynes, Bromley by Bow, Thornton heath, illford, Roehampton, alacante, barcalona and in a boiler room in Romania selling penny stocks for a few years.

    Missed out a few places there too
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Sure, I can show you around my Caravan later too.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    No thanks bru my pimp wouldn't approve.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    The local or village boozer used to be the place where you met and had a drink and a chat with people who you maybe wouldn’t ordinarily mix with. As at the local you get a wide mix of people from all walks of life, who go for a pint and you shoot the breeze with.

    I suppose in 21st Century life places like this have to a certain extent replaced that environment. Same principle applies though, blokes shooting the breeze with fellas who maybe they wouldn’t ordinarily mix with socially for a whole host of reasons. Also the same as the pub, you’d maybe give a couple a wide berth when choosing who to pass the time of day with, exchanging only cursory politeness.

    The Sucky vs Comm beef took a turn btw. It has potential for a car park rumble <laugh>
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    We need @brb to stir the pot...he's a twat for it but does a helluva job
     
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  10. I think I’d find you amusing, mate.

    Obviously, you’d have my watch away, but I wouldn’t take it personally.
     
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  11. When you meet, it’s different. You realise how much we have in common.
     
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  12. Is that “prison talk,” Bruv?
    <whistle>
     
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  13. Tobes

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    I doubt those two have much in common tbh. That’s not saying they couldn’t share a pint and a chat, just that their lives are poles apart.
     
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  14. Wow!

    I’ve never seen Commie rag dolled this hard!

    You boys need to meet, shake hands, tell a few jokes, and laugh this off, yeah?
     
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  15. By “common” I mean things like aspirations, love of family, concerns with what’s going on in the world - that sort of thing.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You can’t make decorating street bro, you’ve been painting your bathroom, just call a tiler and go sink some Beckys by the swamp ffs.
     
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  17. Tobes

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    Aye, which is one of the reasons I always used to love a local village boozer. As underneath, even the most seemingly different of people can be aligned when it comes to what’s really important. Some are just ****s though. <laugh>
     
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  18. Stan

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    Sucky’s like a younger version of Tiny Tears.
     
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  19. I think, deep down inside all of us, there is a ****. The best of us keep it buried.

    For some, that isn’t easy. The “****” dominates the humility and compassionate part of the man.

    Me, I always look for that part, in every one.
     
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  20. Sucky

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    <laugh> I tried bro I tried.
     
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