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Not sure I could handle Matth in real life, meant in the nicest possible of ways. my brain is scatty enough without it being aggrevated.

 

You’d likely end up trying to mount his Ma.

 

It wouldn't have been so bad mate, but i had a plane to get on the next morning and i was fooking dying!

 

I’d have a pint with the vast majority of regular posters on here. Just don’t be boring or bigoted!

 

..and fruit n veg.

 

I bet there’d be a few who’d try and mooch a round or two.

 

Well you'd get on with @FosseFilberto - he once said he likes Muslims for blow jobs. No I'm not being racist he genuinly said that or words to that effect.

 

Those were the days mate.

 

Oi @Tobes do you reckon that lad has worked it out yet?

I bet he would like to have a drink with me right now

 

He'd annoy me within 10 seconds, dressed in his pink floral shirt.

I'd try to be polite, but in the end, he'd annoy me.

Now @Tel that **** has been avoiding me for over 8 years.

But i've met loads off here.

Our old mat Syd, @canary-dave , Jerry, smug and Billy (rip) and more

 

My in-laws?

 

I'd swipe right on @BobbyD

 

No one, not that I don't think some of you are nice and good fun and that i just wouldn't meet anyone off this forum.

I like got mates and ****.

 

yeah ok one can. that's why you always on here telling us about sanding and painting

 

**** you on about now you pleb

Your only mate is the **** you pretend to hate at work to disguise your relationship

 

You're worried about what you look like, it's ok bruv, we have a mental image of you....

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Lacks a hoody

 

You’re actually a Fulham posh boy who’s never visited the NW innit bruv?

 

ya off ya rocker boy.

Me and you are on complete opposite ends of the scope.

You talk and talk, without doing much..

Before you go off on one, the proof is there, the whole ****ing forum has know my past for years,

You're just a guy try to look cool.