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... and knackered ... you can keep this work **** ... although there seem to be quite a few on here that it doesn't apply to

 

have a jaffa cake mate, full of energy.

 

Small minded types mate ... no problem ... they keep me young with their little temper tantrums

 

I brought a load of Madeleines and Cookies back for the office ... going down very well ...

 

Maybe that's the reason why?

You seriously think people actually have an issue with the old flap?

Coming from you too
You have the weirdest obsession on the whole internet ffs!

 

He's here now mate, so you can argue it out with each other

 

See my edit

 

It's starting to warm up in here

 

ooh rattled edit

 

Pure wum talent mate ... some can only aspire ... as soon as I post you can predict the rapid respondees ... quite amusing ...

 

Don't they get free meals? I assume working in canteens that you get fed? Soz my bad.

 

@Commachio is missing out

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Shut up you tart

 

... and responded to in kind sir ... and I **** you not ...for you are one of my favourite turds

 

Here comes the boring stuff.... yaaaaawn.

 

Mate do you know how easy it is to get a bite off Fosse?

Of course you do but obviously I get it, you pretending you don’t know lol

 

He's in the Pded.

 

Yeah must be a Pded thing.

 

If my memory serves me correct, Fosse is the 3rd one in the human centipede

 

He had to swap places because his arse stank