Gambol came oot o the closet recently so the wee Amish burds are of no consequence to him. But ah wid.
Coco is a perfume wimmin seem to like. I should coco, I canny smell the difference. One thing I have learned is always tell a wummin she smells great. They like that. 2nd lesson is always assume it's a perfume you bought her even though you have no clue whether it is or not. This is a percentage game. If she's getting romantic with ye it's almost certain she's wearing a perfume you bought her. Tell her she smells wonderful. Otherwise, the bitch is being a ****, in which case tell her she smells wonderful. **** Jip, am writing a best selling book on this stuff. My book: "Gambolling " - with photies and popups Chapter 1: The Wife Chapter 1.1: How marriage will **** you up Chapter 1.1.1: The Sex War and how you lose Chapter 1.1.2: The Bedroom (sex war redux)(you lose) Chapter 1.1.3: Everything else outside the bedroom (sex war redux)(you lose) Chapter 2: The **** Buddy Chapter 2.1: Shaggin, good grub Best-seller right there.
I get ye. My user name can't get past the oppressive chinky filters cos "Gambol" translates into slanty as "frolic"? The slanties don't like frolic.They like schoolgirls with squid up the fanny. Mibby that's just japs? HERRO, MISTA SLANTY FILTER SAN, YOU NO RIKEY? Well yer wimmin all have hairy bushes and yer men have laughably small cocks. Put that in yer slanty filter.
Wait. A. Minnit. Getting at an Amish burd would be the same as getting at a Catholic burd. They're so hard done by and desperately ready anybody could shag them. Except Tina. After years of me trying she has proved herself the least Catholic of any wummin I have ever stalked.
You're trying to make a bunch of fat ****s that talk about food and crusty old people do exercise? I see the flaw in your plan...
Or that you're actually in Dubai and can't actually give anyone swimming lessons, therein lies the crucial blemish with your business strategy.
