Sweats

Have just come down for a *** break. She has found a pack of my nice sausages actually bought good ones and is eating an entire pack of the ****ing things.

 

Arse like a blood orange - regularly ^^^^

 

She must be a unit mate. We’re obvs talking more than mild chub here.

 

Give her Comm's address and say there's tons of sausages there. He'll do you a favour

 

Twice mate.

When I was working in Hereford.

Lots of **** golf was played, followed by booze and some beak once I think. Worcester was always dead.

 

Yeah mid week it always is.

 

Just found a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in the fridge.. that’ll do.

heartburn ahoy.

 

did she save you any sausages mate?

 

No. Pack Tesco finest gone. Together with the last of a pack of hash browns and French fries ffs.

 

Should have threatened to punch her boyfriend up and gone to the pub.

 

She has now taken over my lounge watching live island really loudly.

 

Or taken the poor ****er to the pub before she eats him as well.

 

Well, I didn't know Sweats before... but I think he's immediately entered as my favourite poster.

 

I tend not to get involved in the threads that descend into name calling. To be honest I come on once or twice a day post in the usual threads an that’s it.

 

Right up there in best poster on here.