Yeah she’s nice mate. Seen pics of her from years ago. No where near as fit. I believe they call that ‘doing a Vorderman’
So sweats and chief are actually different people? I've heard golfing stories over the years but wasn't sure if he was just a bit lonely. Interestingly one of them must of said to the other during a round of golf, I use a really good website called not606 you should sign up. The other one signs up!! Like you'd say that to a stranger ffs knowing the state of this place.
Wrong. We were online friends from the original 606. Then he happened to be working my way a few years ago so we met up number of times for golf and excessive drinking. I even spent a bank holiday weekend at his gaff for three days of golf. He stayed at my old house too I think . He’s never come for a round at my golf club though.
The **** has just turned up at my gaff with her chap. I’m upstairs working. I have not eaten all day an the wife had just put a pizza in for me. I’ve heard her say ooh pizza I’m starving. She is going to nick my ****ing pizza. She is also a fat **** now she has a bloke and could do with being starved. Think I might just go to the pub if I ever finish working tonight. The fat ****.
You're in for a ribbing whatever you say.... adding 'a quiff' at the end didn't ****ing help things tbh
That’s defo not in the slightest bit gay then mate. The fact that your haircut has an actual name that isn’t - short, back and sides, means you’d defo be someone’s bitch if you end up in the big house. Stay safe bro.
