Survival could be Klose

Laws of averages only work out on paper Tiz. No one's ever due anything.

After 10, 20, 50, 100 games, any pattern will eventually change.

Sorry Tiz, just in a cynical mood at the minute mate.

 

Come back on when you have been down the pub.

 

Been there, done that. ???

 

Guinness not up to snuff?

 

It was just as good as usual.

 

Gotta be summat sending you negative.

 

No, I'm fine mate. Just coming down from too many hours at work.

Everyone around me's retiring. I'm just getting busier and busier.

Not complaining like. Love my job!

 

I love my retirement.

 

Good on ya pal.

Never never happening to me!

 

Dear Mr Blunham

For the past few minutes you have been conversing with your future so please do relax and enjoy the view and surroundings.

Yours etc: Old Father Timer