Supreme Court backs Scottish maximum alcohol pricing

Jakey's gotta jake.

 

They'll find a way to get the cheap booze somehow.

 

Yeah it'll go black market.
You'll get people making moonshine and selling it to the skanks.
25% alcohol 30% Anti-freeze 45% Ribena

 

That your own recipe? Any good?

 

Hair lacquer and milk is my fave.

 

Might make you go blind and cause some temporary paralysis, but my customers seem to like it, I think.

 

None of them have actually died yet?

 

Maybe.....who's asking?

 

Will Mel Gibson be leading ‘em? He’s been known to like a few bevvies..

 

You've gone downhill since I last saw you mate.

 

That's me from 15 years ago.

Not far off, actually.

 

It won't. They're already subsidised.
https://www.ft.com/content/034b1552-b085-11e5-b955-1a1d298b6250

 

That’s where the booze smugglers will make their money.

Buy it in England for £3.50 or less, depending on quantity, sell it for double that to the headbangers who want it.

 

We'll get it soon enough I imagine.

They'll probably just buy heroin instead of drink.

 

They'll use the skills they learn in prison and make homebrew... and people say prison doesn't teach you anything.

 

Recently did some homebrewing, piss easy to do so they probably will get into it if the pricing is that bad.

 

But even at £11 for a bottle of frosty jacks it's still a ****ing good buzz for just over a tenner!

 

Yeah but they'll use orange peel and ****, it's ****ing foul mate but really strong. I can't see them going to Wilko's and setting up a brew station in a shop doorway...

 

Dr McTavish and his good friend, the local magistrate, Sir Angus McMickmack extol the benefits of methylated spirits, the new drink of choice in Glasgows finest cocktail bars...