Every time you create a new account but have the same IP you get 100 points and 10 Rep.
Every time you make an anti-Chelsea remark you get 20 points and 2 Rep.
Every time a mod sends you a PM you get 10 points and 1 Rep. (However Swarbs' PM's count double).
Every time you get banned from a board you double your score and your rep.
Every time you use the term tw(a)tfish you triple your score and your rep.
Simple, really. End result: 3,940,010 points and 39396 Rep!
Mods, if I have contravened the secrecy laws regarding the points/Rep systems please PM me and I'll delete my comment. (Ideally Swarbs as I'd like the double points...)![]()

go away cockano.
Very brave retort from behind your keyboard in your mummy's house. Not sure if you've ever been out in the real world, but if you have, then I guess you sit quietly in a corner sucking your thumb. Abuse like that face-to-face would see you in a significant amount of trouble.
.Very brave retort from behind your keyboard in your mummy's house. Not sure if you've ever been out in the real world, but if you have, then I guess you sit quietly in a corner sucking your thumb. Abuse like that face-to-face would see you in a significant amount of trouble.
Very brave retort from behind your keyboard in your mummy's house. Not sure if you've ever been out in the real world, but if you have, then I guess you sit quietly in a corner sucking your thumb. Abuse like that face-to-face would see you in a significant amount of trouble.
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What a croc of ****..

Don't laugh Sweats. You could end up in ''a significant amount of trouble''
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