I always carry a spoon in my pocket because I believe it will increase my chances of bumping into someone that is giving away free jelly.
I laughed my bollocks aff, then I deleted your posts, then I banned you. Life is not fair sometimes.

Did you see the post from the twat that compared losing a dog to losing a kid?
I was gonny tell him to to compare me raping and murdering his dog to me raping and murdering his kids. The ****in fanny.

Butter