I don't believe any but I do find myself saying "touch wood" sometimes, and touching it if there is any to hand.
I always carry a spoon in my pocket because I believe it will increase my chances of bumping into someone that is giving away free jelly.
I find that unless I masturbate, I have urges to molest my friends and family. ****ing keeps those urges at bay.
If you get up in the middle of the night for a piss do not look in any mirror in the dark. You will see the Devil.
I wear Cork Pantaloons whenever Cork are playing in the Championship. I don't wear those particular drawers for any other days of the year. Try aren't even lucky pants, they are just championship pants. Artists impression please log in to view this image
Did you see the post from the twat that compared losing a dog to losing a kid? I was gonny tell him to to compare me raping and murdering his dog to me raping and murdering his kids. The ****in fanny.
I need to stop laughing at this, this is a sensitive political game trying to keep everyone happy on here, some people really love their dugs.
Bullshit! That's the perfect female face You need to leave those dogs alone and start ****ing over internet porn like a real man