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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 17, 2014.

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Only had 3x 500ml fruit strongbow, 3 jacks and coke and 2 vodka and cokes.
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I didn't know Tash was a gynecologist... Or our first openly gay member (I'll never be outed!!!!! Oh ****.)....

    What's wrong with c's Tash?
     
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  3. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I want to answer this, but I fear I will post ****ed up ****, so I'm guing to fucing bed.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Although I'm worried you may end up being Liam Neeson I have a spare for tomorrow if you wanna come and chew my ear off.
    Now show me some respect bitch or I'll send JPF round with his chocolate dildo. ;)
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Im no dwunk at alllllll

    Night sweetums <ok>
     
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    the chocolate dildo of doommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Hahaha... Someone has been busy ;)
     
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  8. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I like chocolate
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Yes it resembles pardew's formations... **** at the back and the front...
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Not from JPF... He's untrustworthy.... Pit may be second hand...
     
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    I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want,
    if you're looking for respect, I can tell you, I don't have any politeness... What I do have is a very particular set of alcoholic beverages(because I drink like a cosmopolitan American 90's girl), beverages I will be seeing in 10 hours time mixed with blood, semen and urinal water, beverages that make me a nightmare for mods like you...
    If you let this plea for respect go, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... But if you don't, I will look for you... I will find you... and I will... Oh ****kkkk, is that Cabella starting as an inside forward with the pace of Obertan and Aarons on the wings and the might of Sissoko and Tiote in midfield....? TTTTTTTTASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I literally let a little bit of wee out just then. Bravo.
     
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    All chocolate tastes that salty... Honest :bandit:
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    It's not the hand I'd be worried about ...
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    He said the middle one was a third hand.
     
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    I swear, you guys have sucked all the fun and mystery out of the chocolate dildo of doom.... Now it's just a plain chocolate covered nougat of despair and tears, and partially the fecal matter of other people's sweet sweet botty's. Thorntons parties have really gone down the crapper since I left (well...) <ok>
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Used to love the Christmas log.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    You'll have to settle for a finger of fudge instead then.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Or for the older generation the flake.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>.
     
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