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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 17, 2014.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I'm perma banned... I'm so stupid being this sexy... Apparently, Minxy's words, I'm so sexy that even if I get fat, lose all my hair, teeth, and grow an extra scrotum on my face, I'll still be too attractive for release back into the Mackem wilderness (might have paraphrased a little, but that's the general gist)... The funny thing is, Mackem-landlords don't agree... I'm coming for you guys <monster>
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> P1$$ off fat bitch! :) <ok>

    Don't worry Tash, you can still give us the usual treatment. <ok>

    As Albert said, it's the 'site administrators' (supermods) who took some real abuse that (as far as I know) got out of hand. Not the same thing as the abusive 'banter' on our board. <ok>

    Like I said earlier, I had real problems logging in for weeks and it was definitely due to an issue with my security settings not liking the site due to the amount of malware and porn on the site impacting the security status ( I have parental control settings, what with having kids).

    So if this makes the site run better - and safer in terms of viruses - then fair enough.

    Equally, if you still want to call me a fat ****, I'm cool with that too. <laugh><ok>
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mP3dUKBhOUU/R7ny5up6jbI/AAAAAAAAAH0/8ewJUXEoKn0/s320/ponda_baba.jpg
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Hey, didn't I see you in the Mos Eisley Cantina?
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Fat ****ing ****.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I did :)
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Probably <ok> I was chatting to Bri's sister... Or was it his girlfriend? I forget........








    wait for it...











    wait for it....













    He does too!!!!!!
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    This might help clarify. <ok>

    Originally Posted by MalteseMick
    "The problem with porn is not an ethical thing (for me anyway) - Google keeps punishing us in search rankings, the ads that pay the server bills keep getting suspended, a mobile phone network consortium has threatened to block us on 3 of the biggest mobile networks (unless users specifically opt in to porn) and the British Board of Film Classification have been sending threatening emails about content saying they are going to rate us an adult site. It's just more effort than it's worth at the minute. I'll create password protected boards for those who haven't already got one and want one (although some of the more severe content in some of these boards will probably need addressed at some point!).

    I've already been trying to clean up General Chat (which is some bloody job) but it needs to be done, as me trying to introduce technical solutions (such as hiding images to guests) ends up breaking the site because the code and cache system is that convoluted."
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Wait... Is this not an adult site?! Because if not, I'm going to jail for some of the rep comments I've sent <laugh>
     
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  10. Minxy

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    Did you know super mods can read rep comments ?
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Read that one ;).... Rep!
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So brb knows all about you and me in that posh hotel? <yikes>
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Was it the one near The big Tesco?
     
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  14. Minxy

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    yep ...... I should have warned you <sorry>
     
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  15. Minxy

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    OMG <yikes>
     
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    <yikes> Is there anything that escapes you?!

    What number am I thinking of?
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    69?
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Enjoy tomorrow's hangover Tash. <laugh><ok>
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Fixed.
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Minxy's phone number actually... #smoothashell
     
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